Humor For These Days Of Toilet Paper Mania

(For serious politics, please scroll down)

We need a little laughter to stay sane.

From Bored Panda

Posted last week on my ritzy online neighborhood network and generating more than 112 comments, most enjoying the thread:

At 7:00pm, I will be tossing a single roll of toilet paper into the street directly outside of the...parking garage back exit. I will observe the ensuing battle from my balcony. If the spectacle is entertaining, I will raise my thumb. The victor will be then granted an additional two-ply roll. May the stars be aligned in your favor.

Over the course of several days, more information appeared, such as:

The Battle Roll is "Scott® 1000 Toilet Paper." The Caesar's Option Roll is "Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care."

It's good to see a sense of humor in my online neighborhood network.  Amazing, in fact!  The network is filled with progressives, only a few of whom voiced concern that any sense of humor should be shown at all.

Meanwhile, in Florida (Click on the graphic below to enlarge it).

Bonus graphic..................

Appropriate tune for our Coronavirus times (Alice Cooper, 1972 release)?............


Alice Cooper with the Muppet Players version HERE.